Tucks a blankie around Mum's legs and runs to get her a pot of tea... [img]graemlins/coffee.gif[/img]
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Tucks a blankie around Mum's legs and runs to get her a pot of tea... [img]graemlins/coffee.gif[/img]
aha!! they're gone...*tossing off blanket, pouring some rum into the tea and slipping into a slinky little number*..time to go kick up my heels muhahahaha...and they thought I was feeble..hah!!!!Guess I fooled them.....
lol...
Oh, you skank you! Please take off those shoes! They're too 1984! It's boots now, baby! Men love women who unzip their boots in the bedroom.
Or, so I'm told.
Glo-mesh dresses were sooooo last century..
*Dresses Mum with some sensible shoes (with support hose), a nice cardigan (twin-set of course), and a tweed skirt that goes pass Mum's knees*
Oh dont you look so devine...*giggles*
ARRRGGGHH *looking in the mirror*....I look like an old maid schoolteacher....cmon you can do better than that...*dialing fashion police*
Hmm... I'm thinking leather. Whip. High boots. Silver studs. Black lipstick. Mask. Red perm. New name. Mistressmum.
*comes out carrying a set of adult diapers*...Its the Queen Mum look or the diapers. Your choice...*insert evil laugh here*
LMAO.....are they hi rise or bikini actually t- back diapers would be cool
Wakes from the dead......